Sunday, March 21, 2010

questions for heterosexuals :)

I would like to wrap up the sexual identity posts I’ve been doing. So I’ll end it with something meaningful yet cool… I loved it when I first read it so I hope you enjoy it too (if you haven’t seen it before).

So, here are a few of the questions we, ‘different’ people, get asked by ‘normal’ people.

But what if we were to reverse them?

1. What do you think caused your heterosexuality?
2. When and how did you first decide you were a heterosexual?
3. Is it possible your heterosexuality is just a phase you may grow out of?
4. Could it be that your heterosexuality stems from a neurotic fear of others of the same sex?
5. If you’ve never slept with a person of the same sex, how can you be sure you wouldn’t prefer that?
6. To whom have you disclosed your heterosexual tendencies? How did they react?
7. Why do heterosexuals feel compelled to seduce others into their lifestyle?
8. Why do you insist on flaunting your heterosexuality? Can’t you just be what you are and keep it quiet?
9. Would you want your children to be heterosexual, knowing the problems they’d face?
10. A disproportionate majority of child molesters are heterosexual men. Do you consider it safe to expose children to heterosexual male teachers, pediatricians, priests, or scoutmasters?
11. With all the societal support for marriage, the divorce rate is spiraling. Why are there so few stable relationships among heterosexuals?


Old Midhurstian said...

A fun twist. Good work :)


tman said...

Amen, baby!!!! lol luv,Tman<3<3

wayner said...

I think every homosexual does an eye roll when they see these questions. Hopefully in the age of the Internet people will become more enlightened. Actually, I think there is an ongoing explosion of homosexuality around the world because of the Internet. Any young homosexual person can go on the Internet and see their sexuality validated and not feel like they have to stay in the closet. They do not have to enter into a sham marriage to belong to society. Other media does everything they can to promote heterosexuality and denigrate and hide homosexuality, but the Internet counters this much to their chagrin. Also I find it rather insulting that some people think that other people's sexuality is their business; someone's personal life is no one elses business unless it is volunteered through social discourse. bfn - Wayne :)

Allen said...

I like this, good post. It would be cool if they "normal" people would just wake up.

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